Ode To Shoplifting We ain't got no money (We don't care!) We're gonna steal what we want! (Oi!s) And then we'll share!
Man shouldn't have to pay for beef jerky or bottled water. What difference could a dollar ninety-five do anyway? NOTHING!
All you gotta do is put it in your pocket. It's not that hard. Just wait until the clerk isn't looking and walk out the door!
(This song was one of the first songs ever written by Chris. Obviously, it was written a long time ago. It's not to be taken literal, either. None of us shoplift, and you shouldn't either! lol! Basically, it's just a song about being a cheapskate!)
