You stole my girl. You didn't think about the consequences that you're gonna have to face. Didn't you know I'm a crazy bastard? I'll slit your throat, after I beat up on your face...
I'm gonna break every bone in your body! Then, I'm gonna chop off your head and mount it up! I'll cut you into little pieces, and put you in a box! And put you on a shelf next to the last one that pulled this shit on me...
Why did you have to steal my girl? She was the best girl in the whole wide world! Don't you know I'm gonna get revenge? I'll get it now, in the very worst way...
(Yup, this twisted reggae tune was written by Chris. T-Adam was the inspiration behind this one, though. After some douche screwed Chris over, he wanted to write a song about it. T-Adam suggested really gruesome, Misfits-esque, comedic lyrics, and the rest is history. This one is meant to be funny...so don't think Chris is a raging psychopath, because he's far from it!)